My 9 year old brother started reading Harry Potter, and he asked me, so earnestly, “Were the Dursley’s mean to Harry when he was little?” I hadn’t thought much about it before, and he seemed so upset that I totally lied to that little kid. “NO! Of course they weren’t.”
But then I couldn’t get young Harry out of my head. There must have been a time before he was resigned to their neglect that he wanted their affection.
There will never be a time when I am not absolutely broken up over this.
This is not a tasty gummy sweet but a Jewel Caterpillar found in Amazon Rainforest. They are covered with sticky goo-like, gellatinous tubercles that provides protection from its predator like ants until they metamorphosise into winged moths.
HAVE YOU SEEN IT GROWN UP THOUGH
have you seen the cocoon it makes though?
it’s so pretty as a baby, it looks like an actual gem. then suddenly it pupates into a net thing and when it comes out it looks like the fucking Lorax
this is a pokemon
|episode 1:||plastic mickey goes to town|
|episode 2:||loose piece of skin causes turmoil while the earTH IS INCINERATED|
|episode 3:||shit goes down in cardiff (and you know it will again)|
|episode 4/5:||farting aliens try to take over the government and they would have gotten away with it if it hadnt been for you meddling kids and your vinegar|
|episode 6:||an angry robot sticks a plunger into the internet and learns the meaning of love|
|episode 7:||simon pegg is loose and dangerous|
|episode 8:||langoliers level 2|
|episode 9/10:||stevie moffat straps a gas mask to an 8 year old. every other 8 year old in existence learns what fear means|
|episode 11:||dr who takes a leftover fart alien on a date|
|episode 12/13:||anne robinson's true form is revealed and rose explodes like twice at least|
|misha collins:||don't think about my dick.|
|misha collins:||but think about it.|